Dammit Doll Football

Ethyl served her job well as a dammit doll. She never complained when slammed against walls, tables, chairs or even other people.  Secretly, however, she only wanted to fly.

She wondered, often, how she could get this group of violent delinquents to understand. She knew her diamond shape was perfectly aerodynamic.

After what felt like her whole life, it finally happened.  In a fit of frustration someone threw her across the room. She felt free! She could barely contain her joy when she heard one of the "wanna be" algebraists say, "Did you see how she flew?" She would never forget that moment.

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For our friends, it is a long forgotten memory of who made the amazing discovery. However, someone recognized that Ethyl was shaped much like a football. They needed room and decided to leave the comfort of purgatory where they had been free to stumble upon this exciting revelation.  The hallway was long and our friends split apart gravitating to each end.

Then it happened.

Ethyl was launched down the hall making a perfect arc and connecting with another at the end of the hall. Our friends cheered!

A new way to break the tension in Hell and Purgatory was found... Dammit doll football was born!!!!